On the 15th of August 2021, a little after the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world slept, my aunt awakened to eternal freedom, elsewhere.
Did I say aunt? Sounds strange. I called her mummy. All we cousins called her mummy. By the time she passed away, half her universe was calling her mummy. Indeed, she was everyone’s mummy.
Post her death, in their condolences, most people describe her as an angel. Some say she couldn’t hurt even an ant. Others say they have never seen her angry even once. I smile and say nothing.
I had grown up with her for the first four years of my schooling, away from my parents, in our ancestral house headed by mummy’s husband – daddy.
The fact that I can’t remember missing my mom or dad even for a day, shows mummy and daddy played mom and dad to me, to perfection.
But moms can never be angels.
I have seen the darker side of mummy. She has punched me when I was late to school and pinched me when I got my spellings wrong in English dictations. Once, she even poured a glass of coffee over my head when I had refused to drink it.
She can be very unforgiving of people who have rubbed her on the wrong. Literally.
At the Guruvayur temple in front of the sanctum sanctorum, where people stand with eyes closed in divine bliss, mummy once felt a man’s hand on her hips. Was it accidental nirvana or intentional groping, we’d never know. But that man surely got a rude awakening: “Keep your hands to your body!”
“As a sister, she was a big bully,” says my mother. Big sis mummy would run her finger across a candle flame and claim to be God’s special child, forcing her younger siblings to do deeds for her.
“She was quite a rebel deep inside,” says one of her cousins. Little mummy had once defied her father’s diktat and sneaked out of home, walking all alone through the streets, jumping railway crossings, only to join a sea of people gathered to watch Queen Elizabeth drive past in her convoy.
“She was a fearless champion,” says an old friend of hers. There was none to beat her in athletics or academics in school. She so badly wanted to go to college and compete at higher levels. Had her father not got her married off at 16, she would have gone on to do some remarkable things in life, say many who know her from then.
She might not have competed on bigger tracks, turfs or careers, but her life was no less compelling.
Mummy was just 36 when her husband, our dearest daddy, died in a car accident.
Our joint family broke up, and all of us went our own ways, into our own nuclear homes. Mummy stayed back with her mother, daughter and son.
Our big ancestral house that had, at the best of times, hosted more than fifteen people, suddenly became too big, too empty and too quiet for four.
Thankfully, every year, during our summer vacations, all we cousins would return to that old house. We’d refill it with noise, chatter and laughter like it always had been.
Mummy evolved to become the pillar around which the extended family would rally around – eat, play, fight, laugh and bond together.
Those get-togethers became super fun. Impromptu trips to the theatres, beach and for ice-creams were commonplace. About eight of us, all in our pre-teens, would cram ourselves into a black rickety Fiat driven by mummy, and go wherever we wanted to go.
At the theatres, we’d fill up an entire row, almost. We would jump and prance around in excitement, exchange seats, troop in and out, and generally make life miserable for the others.
On one such outing, a harassed lady came up to Mummy at the end of the show, and asked, “All these your children?”
Mummy just smiled and never explained. That lady’s expression was priceless.
All of us would even today pick those vacations as some of the best moments of our lives. Not once were we made to wonder how she ran that household or managed her finances.
Much later in life, I once asked her about this. She smiled her famous smile, cupped her hands and pointed them heavenwards and said, “I have no clue. God is great!”
Through the next 30 years and more, mummy saw all of us grow wings, migrate, marry, settle down and have children. In all, she had about 14 grandchildren – including grandnephews and grandnieces. And now, six great-grandchildren. I am sure all of them would be referring to her as mummy.
She was present in the labour room for most of those deliveries. And was perhaps the first to handle all those babies, apart from the medical staff there at that time.
My wife, who had had a caesarean, remembers being wheeled out of the theatre and the anaesthesia wearing off. She says mummy was peering down, beaming, with her voice echoing: “Mole, it’s a boy! All his limbs and features are fine.”
Mummy became this lucky charm for all of us. So much that she was called for deliveries outside the immediate family, too.
As we grew older and our families got bigger, our get-togethers became more passive – more of sitting around and chatting. But thankfully, the atmosphere always remained extremely immature. Any outsider would term it lunatic. There is still a lot of loud noise, stupid chatter and aimless laughter whenever we meet.
That’s largely because our elders, led by mummy, have remained child-like.
Mummy grew old but never became old. She was always ready to dance, play, laugh and talk rubbish.
In fact, every time the topic veered towards the forbidden subjects, she’d perk up and go overboard. Sometimes, saying things that would make the rest of us go red in our faces.
I still remember the note that she wrote to her grandnephew for his wedding night. It left nothing to imagination. I still don’t know what his new wife thought of our family that was headed by such a woman.
Most of our get-together jokes were about Mummy. She was always sportive and game for it.
One of our favourites was to try and guess what mummy’s actual likes and dislikes were. No one can really tell for sure.
She was often too diplomatic to reveal her true feelings. None of us even today know if she likes AC at night. We have heard her say that she can’t sleep a wink without the AC at full blast, just because the person she was sharing the room with asked if it was okay to switch on the AC.
We have also heard her say that she’s allergic to AC and gets an asthmatic attack if she slept with it at night, when someone had asked if it was okay to switch it off.
With mummy this was how it was when it came to personal choices. She hated to trouble anyone.
The classic example that none of us tire telling is how she visited a friend’s house where they served the world’s worst apple pies. Everyone was looking for ways to trash it into empty vases or chuck them out of the window when the host wasn’t seeing, and there mummy was, finishing the last crumb of it and even remarking: “I have not had a better apple pie in my life ever!”
We kept chiding her about it all her life after that. She would hopelessly try to argue and convince us that the apple pie had actually been good.
We would find her helplessness too cute.
If all this makes you think mummy was a sucker for emotions, think again.
Many many years ago, her son’s first film had bombed miserably at the box office. He returned home frustrated, and announced rather dramatically that he had hoped his flight back home would crash and he’d perish.
If he thought mummy would get all sentimental and console him, he was in for a big shock.
Mummy’s unexpected retort was immediate: “But why kill the other passengers?”
That was mummy. Nonchalant and practical to the very core.
But strangely, every time the topic of religion and spirituality came up, she would go silent.
The fact is, she knew very little about these things and was hardly well-read when it came to scriptures or spiritual theories.
During such conversations, we generally ignored her. She sat there yawning and often dozing off on the chair with a fixed smile on her face.
It’s much later in life that I realised, she might have had very little to say, but was the only one among us who was actually practising most of it.
She was the lesson we were seeking. Her attitude to life was the only ritual that we needed to adopt.
In fact, her entire life was a demonstration of how to play the cards that fate deals us. And even win over it.
She was in a way showing us how it isn’t necessary to get lucky to win. All we have to do is simply refuse to be defeated. Just like she did. All her life.
She was surely no angel. She was as human, as fallible and as flawed as any of us. And that’s why it’s not impossible to aspire and become like her.
April 2022, would have seen her turn 90.
We had got her to agree to do four things that she had never done in her life, on that day. To drink alcohol, cut her hair short, wear a sleeveless blouse and apply lipstick.
As the date neared, poor soul, she tried her best to bargain and wriggle out of this deal. We refused to budge. She pleaded endlessly to at least spare her from the torture of drinking alcohol. We told her we’d see when the time comes. But she left us much before that.
I wonder if it was only to avoid doing those things that she had once vowed never to do in her life.
She won. We lost.